My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version

Episode 4: Snotlout's Angels

Bodil: This would be fun, but it just wouldn't hurt enough. This would hurt, but it wouldn't be fun. (She says while ruffling through piles of items)

Snotlout: (nervously) Okay. Okay. What is she doing?

Hiccup: Searching for something. Most likely a mace or a bludgeon just pray it isn't an axe or her father's hammer.

Bodil: Oooh, this could work...

Hiccup: All right. Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna get on your dragon and fly out of here immediately.

Snotlout: Yeah, right, I'm not afraid of her.

Tuffnut: (Ruffnut whispers to him) You said what? Are you insane? BB's going to turn you into target practice.

Hiccup: You should go. Now. It's literally the only chance you have.

(Scene switches to Snotlout, flying through the storm on Hookfang. He is ranting to his dragon.)

Snotlout: Okay. I cannot believe this is happening. Can you? I mean, seriously. She needs to stop being so sensitive. (The rain beats down harder.) Great. Wow. Perfect. That's right! Punish me, Thor! Bring everything you got! I can take it! The Snot can take- (huge crash of lightning and thunder) I was kidding! (Hookfang is knocked from the sky by a colossal gust of wind and Snotlout falls off into the ocean, screaming) Rider down! Rider down! Hookfang, where are you? (wooshing noise as something swoops past) Oh, Thor. What was that? Hookie? Is that you? Hookfang? Of course it's not. Hookfang! Help! Help!

(Scene switches to back at the Edge, where the Gang are sat around. Bodil looks grim. Hiccup looks uncomfortable.)

Hiccup: All right, are we all just gonna sit here and pretend nothing's wrong? (He glances at Bodil who is avoiding his gaze)

Astrid: Nothing is wrong.

Hiccup: He should have been back by now. Okay? He never leaves for very long. You know Snotlout. He's too big a chicken.

Tuffnut: Ahem. Hiccup? El pollo. (gestures towards Chicken)

Hiccup: Oh, yeah. Sorry, Chicken.

Tuffnut: Muchisima gracias de yo y Chicken.

Fishlegs: You know there is a chance he got caught in that storm. It's pretty brutal out there.

Ruffnut: Of course, he got caught in the storm. He's Snotlout. The only question is do we-

Hiccup: You know the answer to that question, and it's yes. Come on.

Bodil: UGH FINE! (She says, slamming her hands down on the table. Storming past Hiccup.)

Hiccup: Hey! Don't get mad at me. I didn't say it! (She glared at him and then left. His voice is heard as he chases after her) Babe? I— I mean B! Come on, talk to me!

All: Ugh!

Ruffnut: You're sure it's not a question? I feel like it's a question.

(Scene switches to Snotlout slowly waking up. He is in a strange, beautiful hall, surrounded by Wingmaidens.)

Snotlout: Huh? Huh? Okay, you guys. Joke's over. Ha-ha. Take off that beautiful native woman costume, Fishface. You don't have the legs for it.

Minden: (confused) Who is this Fishface he speaks of?

Atali: Ah. You're awake. My name is Atali.

Snotlout: What?

Atali: You are safe here, young Viking.

Snotlout: Wait. I am? I am. Then, this must be- Wow. You know, I thought I'd be really depressed to be, well, you know, but this is awesome. Wow. Okay, so when do I get to meet Odin. I mean-