My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version

Episode 3: Something Rotten on Berserker Island

Savage: Shut up! You and that stupid laugh. I always hated that laugh.

Dagur: Well, that hurts.

Savage: I was willing to put up with you when you were deranged. But the minute you went willy-nilly and aligned yourself with Hiccup and the Dragon Riders, ooh, that's when I knew I had to take over. You're a disgrace to villainy, Dagur!

Dagur: Disgrace? Disgrace?! That's a bit harsh. Personally, I prefer terms like renegade, recreant. Even flip-flopper is more linguistically creative than disgrace.

Savage: How about prisoner? I like the sound of that best.

Snotlout: Okay, Gusteronimo, time to level with me. How did you really end up in this apprentice program?

Gustav: Dagur obviously saw something in me that you didn't. Heroism. Loyalty. I spent a lot of time with him when he captured me and Fanghook.

Snotlout: Which is exactly why I don't get it. Anyone who spends time with you wants to kill you.

Gustav: I guess we'll have to agree to disagree.

Snotlout: "I guess we'll have to agree to disagree."

Gustav: And I'm the annoying one? Please. Whoa.

Snotlout: Wow. I wonder what kind of huge, nasty, venomous dragon lives down here. Boo! Mutton-head. Let's go, Gustegg.

Gustav: You got it, man. Stay focused. Come on, Gustav. Stay calm, just keep, keep going. Keep going.

Snotlout: Ha ha! Snotlip! Snotlout! Come on, you can't be afraid of heights. We fly dragons.

Gustav: This is different. Snotlout! Snotlout!

Snotlout: Will you shut up? I've got you. Even though I should drop you.

Gustav: Don't you dare drop me! Thank Thor, thank Thor, thank Thor.

Snotlout: Get a hold of yourself.

Bodil: What are you thinking?

Hiccup: That they look like they're waiting for us. Heather, is there other way to get inside there?

Heather: No, unfortunately.

Bodil: You copied our design but forgot to put in the back door we added as a precaution? Wow.

Fishlegs: Then we have to take them on. What? My Meatlug is in there.

Hiccup: Okay. We're gonna need some sort of-

Tuffnut: No, no, no. I completely disagree.

Ruffnut: Well, I disagree with your disagreement.

Tuffnut: Well, then let's have these fine fellows settle it.

Ruffnut: Suit yourself. Gentlemen. Would you call this a legal battle tactic?

Hiccup: How's it going?

Ruffnut: Whoa! Seemed legal to me. Whoa! Hmm.

Tuffnut: Well? What did they think?

Hiccup: I don't know if they loved it so much, but we did.

Bodil: Very legal to me.

Tuffnut: Uh-huh.

Snotlout: All right, we're gonna go old-school and simple. You create a diversion, draw the men away, I'll rush in and spring Dagur.

Gustav: Sounds too risky.

Snotlout: Okay, fine. I'll be the diversion and you go rescue Dagur.

Gustav: That sounds too risky, too.