Dagur: No, you stop it.
(Hiccup and Bodil looked at each other, awkwardly.)
Gustav: No, you stop it.
Dagur: You stop it.
Gustav: No, you stop it-
Dagur: No, you stop it.
Gustav: Oh.
Snotlout: Oh, I'm gonna be sick. Dagur! Dagur!
Gustav: Boulder!
Dagur: Good lookin' out, Gusterama!
Gustav: Guster on the spot, bro.
Snotlout: What?
Dagur: What do you say you lead these guys on a tour of my domain?
Gustav: It would be my pleasure, oh, chiefly one. Everyone choose a buddy. Don't want anyone to get lost in the ol' tour de la Berserkers.
Dagur: Is that French? I love French! Oui, oui.
Snotlout: French. He doesn't know French. What's French?
Tuffnut: So, just how Berserk you think we're talking? Majestically speaking, of course.
Ruffnut: Mini boar toss?
Tuffnut: Mini Berserker toss?
Ruffnut: Mini Berserker on a mini boar toss?
Tuffnut: Don't toy with my emotions.
Gustav: This is what we call phase one.
Tuffnut: What is that, a smile? Wait, you happy? That's the best you can do on Berserker Island?
Ruffnut: Boring!
Tuffnut: What's a Nut gotta do to see some action around here?
Ruffnut: I'm tellin' ya.
Tuffnut: Ow! Whoa!
Ruffnut: That's what I'm talking about.
Gustav: These will be phase two.
Hiccup: And what will be the difference between phase one and two?
Gustav: The number. Hello? Little slow on the uptake over on Dragon's Edge.
Hiccup: Yeah, right. It was a stupid question.
Snotlout: Ugh.
Gustav: This will be our trading zone. You want it, we got it. You need it, we'll get it.
Dagur: Tell them what you wanna call it, Gusmaster.
Gustav: The Wall Market! Get it? Wall Market. Wall Mark-et. Get it?
Hiccup: I don't. But okay.
Bodil: Come on Hiccup it's clearly a wall that is painted to look like a market in the market. Wall-Market.
Hiccup: No I get that. What I don't get is the appeal?
Bodil: Mmm I hear that.
Dagur: Genius, this kid! G-nius. Get it? Oh, oh!
Gustav: And for la piece de résistance, le Skrill! Oh. Yeah. Cue lightning sounds.
Dagur: Isn't he amazing, Snotrag? Can't believe you let this gem of an apprentice get away.
Gustav: Shootin' 'em out!
Dagur: Shut up! It is in times like these that I'm reminded of something my great-uncle Haggard used to say, "There we were, three against a thousand. Toughest three we ever fought."
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My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version
FanfictionThis is just My Chieftess from the HTTYD universe but with all the scripts. Including the trilogy... and Dragons: Race to the Edge. And specials. I haven't finished Dragons: Riders of Berk but when I do it'll go here.
Episode 3: Something Rotten on Berserker Island
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