My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version

Episode 2: Sandbusted

Astrid: Bo!

Fishlegs: What is it? What's going on, boy?

Bodil: It's Hiccup. Something must have happened to him and Snotlout.

Snotlout: Ow. If you break this stuff, it's really sharp. Ow, ow, ow.

Hiccup: Then don't break it.

Snotlout: Little late for that. But thank you. Oh, no. It's back. It's gonna turn us into old dusty bones.

Hiccup: Would you stop whining and get ready to shoot?

Snotlout: You.

Amos: You!

Hiccup: Put those things down. Now! If we have any chance of getting out of this place, we all need to work together.

Amos: Yeah. Together.

Hiccup: And I'll take that, thank you very much.

Ruffnut: Hiccup!

Bodil: What is it, Toothless? I don't understand. Where are they?

Astrid: B... (Bodil gasps at seeing Hiccup's leg.)

Tuffnut: Woo-hoo! I'll take that. Wow! What? It's mine. Hiccup willed it to me. He said if anything ever happened to him, the leg was to be bequeathed to one Tuffnut LaVerne Thorston.

Bodil: Oh, you want this? You want it little buddy? Oh, I'll give it to you. Come on Tuff. Go ahead! Tell me! Tell me you want it! Say it! Or should I say it? Tears! Tears, tears, tears...

Tuffnut: Ah! No, no, no! (starts crying again)

Ruffnut: What's wrong with you? It's not his fault Hiccup's gone. Why do you have to be so mean? Look at him! He's just a baby.

Bodil: I'm sorry, Tuff. I-I don't know what came over me. I think I'm just...

Ruffnut: You leave him be! Hey. What do you say we look at our new map, bro? Would that make you feel better?

Fishlegs: Wait. What map?

Astrid: You bought that?

Ruffnut: It's not like we had a choice. It's got two words we love beyond... Well, words. "Treasure" and uh, you know...

Fishlegs: Bo, I hate to admit it, but these rocks look a lot like...

Ruffnut: Don't say it.

(Fishlegs acts out and mouths the word tears but Tuffnut understands it and starts crying again)

Fishlegs: Oh, come on! I didn't even say it.

Bodil: You know what? Uncle Gobber always says, legends are based on truth. So... let's give this thing a try.

Hiccup: Nothing but dead ends. I don't think we're getting outta here anytime soon.

Snotlout: Great. I'm finally rich, and I don't even get to enjoy my vast fortune. Thanks to Amos the Lamest over here.

Amos: If you hadn't chased me, we wouldn't be down here in the first place.

Hiccup: What? If you hadn't stolen from me, we wouldn't have had to chase you.

Amos: Well, I guess we can call it even.

Hiccup: No, we can't. That's not even kind of even.

Snotlout: Guys, guys. You might wanna save this discussion for later.

Hiccup: Okay, nobody... (Amos runs) Amos, no!

Hiccup: It thinks you're trying to steal it's treasure. Don't move. (blast of fire from Sandbuster comes at Hiccup and Amos) Okay, now move! Run! Oh. Take cover!