My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version

Episode 11: Twintuition

Iron Mason: Hey! We've got two heroes in here. They took out a Dragon Rider. No, check that. They took out "the" Dragon Rider.

[The twins look worried]

(Scene changes back to the Training Arena at Dragon's Edge, where the Riders and their dragons, minus Snotlout and Hookfang, are still trying to break the dragon-proof chain)

[Fishlegs walks over and touches the chain]

Fishlegs: Ow!

Astrid: [Sharp intake of breath] Ah!

Hiccup: Finally, we're getting somewhere.

[Snotlout and Hookfang arrive]

Fishlegs: Yeah, with Ruff and Tuff and their Twintuition on Berk, it's much easier to make progress.

Snotlout: They went to Berk? Ha-ha. Those dummies. When I saw 'em, they were going north, the exact opposite direction. So, unless the world is round, they're never gonna make it.

Hiccup: Oh, for the love of - they're gonna get themselves killed!

[Hiccup mounts Toothless and takes to the air]

(Scene changes back to the Iron Mason's hut at the Northern Markets, where Tuffnut is regaling the Hunters about his (fictitious) fight while the Iron Mason fixes Macey)

Tuffnut: Ignoring the pain, I wrapped my hands around the Dragon Rider's throat and admired his tousled brown hair, and then I squeezed his neck like it was a turkey's neck!

[Hunters cheer]

Iron Mason: One Gronckle Iron mace, good as new.

Tuffnut: But then his dragon came at me. Oh! The vicious Night Fury was black as my boots and had eyes that glowed like the harvest moon. But when I held out a fist full of stinky eels, he ran off like a little baby! Night Fury? [Ruffnut notices that Macey is gone] They should call it Fright Fury!

[Ruffnut spots a Hunter walking off with Macey while the rest of the Hunters cheer]

Ruffnut: (Queitly) Tuff, he took Macey.

Tuffnut: Hey. Wait a minute. Macey!

[Twins chase after the Macey Stealing Hunter through the Northern Markets and finally see he boarding a ship. They are stopped by Hunters when they try to follow him]

Hunter Guard: No. Mm-mmm, where do you think you're going?

[Twins butt heads and dive at the Hunters and come back up wearing the Hunters helmets]

Ruffnut/Tuffnut: Twintuition!

[Twins go into the ship, following after the Macey-Stealing Hunter]

Tuffnut: [Tuffnut clears his throat walking past some Hunter guards] Nice haircut. Viking Cuts? You working hard, or hard - is it hard to work?

Hunter Guard: Hmm.

Tuffnut: [Gasps when he sees the Macey-Stealing Hunter walking through a closing door] Ah, foiled again. All right. We're marching in there and taking back what is ours. We will not stop until Macey is home. I'm gonna kick open that door and then I'm going to -

Ruffnut: Tuff, do you feel that?

Tuffnut: You mean a burning sense of purpose? Absolutely. The unwavering resolve to return my Ma-

Ruffnut: No, no, no. None of that. The boat, it's moving.

Tuffnut: And that, my friend, is not good. Not good at all.

(Scene changes to show the Twins following the Macey Stealing Hunter on an Island where they see the Hunters building a dragon-proof submarine)

Ruffnut: Whoa!