My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version

Episode 11: Twintuition

(Scene changes to show the Twins hut at night where Tuffnut is holding Macey and sobbing under his bed)

Ruffnut: What's going on? What are you doing?

Tuffnut: I don't deserve the comfort of a warm bed or soft pillow on which to lay my head. My body must suffer on this cold, splintery floor of despair. It's not even that splintery. [Tuffnut continues sobbing and Chicken walks up] Oh, no, no. [Chicken pecks at the floor creating splinters] Thanks, chicken. I needed those extra splinters.

Ruffnut: Oh, brother. [Changes to show Ruffnut dragging Tuffnut outside Hiccup's hut] Hiccup, get up! It's an emergency!

[Ruffnut throws Tuffnut into the hut and Hiccup and Toothless wake up in surprise]

Hiccup: What?! What? What is it? Hunters?

[Hiccup sees Tuffnut holding the broken Macey]

Tuffnut: Oh, no!

Hiccup: Oh, you know what? I-I'm going back to bed.

Tuffnut: Please. Please, Hiccup. You're the only one who can fix her. I can't live without [fumbles his words] my Macey.

Ruffnut/(Tuffnut): Ugh! (Macey,) You see what I'm dealing (please.) with?

Hiccup: Tuff, I am not going to fix your mace in the middle of the night. The forge isn't lit and Meatlug's sleeping.

Tuffnut: Hiccup! You don't understand. I can't wait. I can't live without Macey. She completes me. Look at her, broken, alone. She needs emergency care. Right now! Wait, wouldn't that be great if there was a place like that? Where you could go any time, day or night, and you would be provided with the best medical care available?

Ruffnut: Pfft. Forget it. You'd die waiting in line.

Tuffnut: True. Hiccup, what say you? Will you save my Macey?

Hiccup: Tuff, you know if it's that urgent, fly to Berk. Gobber would be happy to fix it.

Tuffnut: Wait, all the way back to Berk?

Ruffnut: Hey, what about the Northern Markets?

Tuffnut: [Gasps] That's a great idea, sis. They're way closer.

Hiccup: They're also way too dangerous. You are not going to the Northern Markets. They are crawling with Dragon Hunters. Do you hear me? Come on, bud.

[Twins look at each other and butt heads]

(Scene changes to show the Twins flying somewhere in the night sky only seen by Snotlout who is flying in the opposite direction)

(Ruffnut)/Tuffnut: "♪Hooligan tribe" (Woo-hoo!) "Won't you come out tonight?" (Yeah!) "Come out tonight?♪" Woo-hoo!

Snotlout: What muttonheads.

(Scene changes to show the Twins arriving at the Northern Markets at dawn)

Iron Mason: Hmm. This is Gronckle Iron.

Ruffnut: Pfft. You know it.

Iron Mason: I've never seen a Hunter carrying a Gronckle Iron mace before.

Tuffnut: Um - [Twins butt heads] That's because it's a Dragon Rider's mace.

Ruffnut: Yeah. We took it from a Rider.

Tuffnut: The one with the squeaky voice and the metal leg and the tousled brown hair.

Ruffnut: Yeah, and then we broke it over his head. You know, we want it for our trophy wall.

Iron Mason: [Chuckles] Impressive.

[Iron Mason gets up and walks to the door]

Tuffnut: Twintuition.