My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version

Episode 7: To Heather or Not To Heather

Astrid: What does that even mean?

Tuffnut: Uh, she's jealous. Is that not obvious to everybody else? Green with envy? Huh?

Snotlout: Oh, please. That's ridiculous. Why would she be jealous? It's not like you two are-

Tuffnut: Did you see Meatlug's face when we were reading those Terror mails? That, my friend, was the face of a woman scorned.

Heather: Maybe it's Windshear. I knew this wasn't such a good idea.

Hiccup: Uh, what wasn't a good idea?

Fishlegs: Meatlug just went after Windshear.

Tuffnut: And it was awesome. I mean...

Bodil: You go, girl. (She whispered under her breath to Meatlug)

Hiccup: But, is Meatlug okay? Can she fly?

Fishlegs: Yeah, she's fine. Why?

Snotlout: Let me guess. More Nadders?

Hiccup: Heather, we could really use you. This is a big flock that's coming in.

Heather: I don't think that Windshear can-

Hiccup: Windshear will be fine. We'll keep an eye on her. Okay, guys, tight formation.

Astrid: Let me take the lead on this. They're more likely to follow one of their own.

Hiccup: Good call, Astrid. Let's take up our flanking positions and make sure there are no stragglers that break the herd.

Snotlout: Comin' in hot! Blowin' out snot!

Heather: Easy, girl. You're fine.

Hiccup: Guys! Small pack breaking off. Get them back!

Bodil: Got it.

Tuffnut: Woohoo! Uh.

Hiccup: Heather!

Heather: Something's wrong with her. I'm so sorry, Tuff. I don't know what's-

Bodil: Aquantis! (Aquantis gets struck by the tail of Windshear and starts to fall.) Ahh! Hiccup!

Hiccup: Bo!

Snotlout: I guess that throws your green monster theory out the window.

Ruffnut: Does it though Snotlout? Does it really?

Tuffnut: Bodil's Hiccup's love interest... maybe Heather wants a piece of that action. Boom... green monster. (Bodil is caught by Toothless)

Hiccup: Here give me your hand. (She takes his hand, and he slings her over the side so that she's behind him on Toothless, and Aquantis is struggle flying, basically limping but flying.)

Bodil: Aquantis!

Heather: Hiccup, we're not doing you guys any good.

Astrid: Heather, it's fine. Sometimes the dragons just get a little skittish.

Heather: No, I've seen her skittish. That's not what this is. I'll see you guys back at the Edge. I have to figure out what's wrong with my dragon.

Hiccup: Okay, guys, Nadders first, then we deal with Windshear. Ruff, Tuff!

Tuffnut: Please say "Wall of Fire". Please say "Wall of Fire".

Hiccup: Wall of Fire!

Tuffnut: Yeah!

Hiccup: Good job, gang. Now let's get them back on course where they'll be safe.

[Scene change: Bodil is furious, and Fishlegs has finished dressing poor Aquantis's wing and walks out of Bodil's hut.]