My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version

Episode 5: Buffalord Soldier

Fishlegs: Large size. Unusual coloration. Mm. Vegetarian diet. Not the remnants of any dragon I'm familiar with. And I know my dragon droppings. It's fresh Hiccup. Last couple of hours. This dragon is still somewhere on this island.

Tuffnut: And, might I add a very distinctive bouquet. Sort of herbal. It's quite nice.

Astrid: Ew.

Snotlout: Double Ew.

Hiccup: Well, if it's here, I think I might know how we can find it. This dragon-tracking equipment. Now, it's not field tested, but it's worth a shot.

Snotlout: In the dark?

(Hiccup takes out Flightmare algae)

Fishlegs: Flightmare algae, of course!

Hiccup: Now, hopefully, a dragon this large doesn't move too fast.

(Hiccup drops the algae to track the dragon.)

Snotlout: Now what?

(The tracks end)

Hiccup: It must have taken to the air here.

(Hiccup takes out an equipment)

Fishlegs: It's like a spyglass.

Hiccup: But for looking at things close up.

Fishlegs: Oh, fascinating.

Hiccup: This way.

Snotlout: How do you know that?

Hiccup: Dragon scale. Let's move.

Snotlout: Nothing. How could there still be nothing?

(Hiccup takes out glasses)

Hiccup: No, not nothing. Look closer.

(Gives the glasses to Snotlout)

Snotlout: A Buffalord. Alive! Ow!

Hiccup: You guys distract it, and I'll get its saliva.

Fishlegs: Be careful, Hiccup. We know nothing about this dragon.

Hiccup: Agreed. But we need to make this quick. We're running out of time.

Fishlegs: Uh...

Snotlout: Retreat!

Hiccup: Okay. Easy. Finally. We got it!

Snotlout: That was easy.

Hiccup: Now, let's go. What the... It dried up!

Astrid: What do we do now?

Hiccup: We rope him and take him back to Dragon's Edge. It shouldn't be too hard, right?

Fishlegs: It's remarkably docile for a dragon of its size. Almost yak-like.

Snotlout: No wonder it was so easily hunted. You gotta toughen up there, Buff.

Ruffnut: Aww, he's kind of cute.

Tuffnut: Hiccup, can we keep him? I promise I'll walk him and feed him and stuff. We already know his poop doesn't smell. And he doesn't even act like it. Not like Ruffnut who acts like her poop doesn't smell.

Hiccup: We need to get him back to Bodil.

(Tries to make the Buffalord fly)

Hiccup: Come on, big guy. Come on!

Snotlout: Guys? I think something's up with the Buff.

(The Buffalord becomes aggressive and tries to kill the riders)