Scripted

Part 22

Jimin: (narrowing his eyes) You. You drama queen. You planned this.

Tae: I did.

Jimin: And you let me believe that I was planning this.

Tae: I did.

Jimin: I hate you, did you know that?

Tae: You love me, did YOU know that?

Jimin: Kim Taehyung!

Tae: Park Jimin!

Jin: SHUT. UP. Both of you. Now. Everyone, can you kindly take your seat? I am not paid enough to do this. Joon! Please, close your mouth and sit, we are all equally surprised. Yoongi, grab Hoba's hand and make him sit down. Bogumie, I am sorry you had to witness that, and we owe you a group apology, but right now I have to handle this shit, so sit down, will you? And Kim Taehyung, get your ass up from Jeonggukah's lap and explain this instant. I will wake up with grey hairs tomorrow, shit. This was not part of my job description. What happened? Taehyung. SPEAK.

Tae: (a little scared of Jin right now, like everyone else) Yeah. Okay. So. Umm. I've been in love with Jeonggukie since, umm, forever, as you all kinda know. And, well, he wasn't. I mean, not that we know of. (Everyone raises their eyebrows in sync. Yes, except Jeonggukie). Okay. Okay. He wasn't aware. Yeah? Stop pressuring my baby. He wasn't aware of his feelings for me, and I was ready to wait. I used to talk to Jimin about it, because, yeah, I too needed an outlet. But apparently, all of you, not you Bogumie hyung, all of you spoke about it among yourselves too. Much like the fandom tsk tsk.

Jin raises his eyebrows again. Taehyung lessens his dramatics on autopilot.

... So, as I was saying, Jimin knew how miserable I was. And he was a great support to me. When In the Soop was going to be filmed, Ggukie here kinda lost it, and started filming videos of himself where he was just talking to the camera, without a script, unlike what he has to do otherwise. It wasn't scripted, unlike our daily lives. My little bunny was busy minding his own business but Mr. Park here, clearly wasn't. And neither were you, Yoongi hyung. I'm so disappointed. Tsk tsk. Aah. Ok ok Jin hyung, sorry. Jimin overheard Ggukie's rant and realised that he was only talking about me while he claimed he was talking about himself. And then, Mr. Super Dancer and Big Meddler, decided to take matters into his own hands. He stole my Ggukies personal videos and showed them to Yoongi hyung.

Joon: (finally finding his voice) Umm, not cool Jimin, Yoongi hyung. Those were personal.

Yoongi: I am really ashamed of my actions. Should've known better.

Jimin goes to speak, but Tae interrupts.

Tae: But, what they didn't know is that, Jeongguk had already been to Hobi hyung to clear his mind about some confusing feelings he had about me, and during the course of their conversation, already realised that he ...uhh...umm...wasinlovewithme.

Jin: What? Why are you mumbling suddenly? Where are the theatrics?

Hobi: (also regaining composure) He is saying that JK (with pride) while talking to me, realised he was in love with Taehyung. His eyes got so big hyung, you won't believe me, hahahahahaha...like he could visualise that he was kis....umm... yeah, Tae, continue.

Tae: (gone red in the face) so, yeah, umm, that day, kind of, he, uh, Ggukie... umm.

JK: (rebooted) That day I finally realised what an idiot I've been through the years. I've never had eyes for anyone else, clearly. You guys could see it, the whole world could see it, but I didn't. And I know I hurt Voo a lot in the process, but I was an idiot. So when he came back from his schedule, I, hmm, ok, (you can do this JK) I kissed him and I told him that I love him. And we were going to tell you guys at dinner, cuz you're family. But on our way, we heard Shorty speak to Suga hyung about my videos and I lost it. I was so damn angry. Voo calmed me down, as always. He's the best, isn't he? The most handsome also, and so pretty, and such an amazing kiss...umm... I was saying, then we decided we'd take revenge on Shorty. Don't frown Shorty you brought this on yourself. I am still very upset with you, but seeing as all that led to my dream come true, I'm more inclined towards putting all of this behind us. Also, you should've seen your face through dinner, hah! I had the time of my life! Sorry, not sorry! Can I have another kiss Voo? (breathes, finally)