Thranduil: That was a total fluke. Lol.
Tarwa: One point to Middle-earth!
Thranduil: One point? I deserve, like, ten!
Loki: I deserve infinity.
Thranduil: I deserve infinity ... um ... plus one! HA!
Loki: But I am immortal!
Thranduil: So am I!
Loki: I AM A GOD.
Bruce: Puny god.
Tarwa: Enough! *sigh* Next up we have Legolas and Thor!
Tony: *whispering to Clint* Oh look, it's you! *points to Legolas*
Legolas and Thor: *take a seat*
Thranduil: *in his cheerleader clothes with pigtails* GO LEGGY! WOOP, WOOP! GO LEGGY!
Legolas: Oh, gosh... *facepalm*
Thor: Annoying relatives?
Legolas: Yeah...
Thor: I know how you feel. Loki ... well ... he's adopted.
Legolas: I'm related to this one. *gestures to Thranduil who is doing cartwheels*
Thor: Loki always goes on about how he is immortal and stuff.
Legolas: Yes! My dad does that too! He calls everyone 'peasant'.
Thor: Loki does that too! He--
Tarwa: Are you guys done?
Thor: Oh. *clears his throat* Um, yes. Continue.
Tarwa: Well, the question is 'What is the tallest building in the world?'.
Thor: Stark Tower?
Legolas: Barad-dûr?
Thor: Ugh, I'm pretty sure Tony told me this one the other day!
Legolas: Uh...
Thor: Burj Khalifa!
Tarwa: Yes!
Legolas: No fair! Thor's been to Earth way more than me.
Tarwa: Yeah, yeah, excuses, excuses.
Thor: *to Loki* It appears I have beat you again, brother.
Loki: *huff*
Tarwa: Next up we have Frodo and Wanda!
Frodo and Wanda: *take a seat*
Tarwa: Alright, finish this sentence: "The brain has the consistency of ________"?
Wanda: Porridge!
Tarwa: Correct!
Frodo: *gets up from his chair and starts running away from something*
Tarwa: What's wrong with him?
Wanda: I dunno. Anyway, I've won, right?
Tarwa: Wanda, why are you eyes red?
Wanda: I ... have the flu?
Thranduil: *gaaaasp* You cheat! You mind-controlled Frodo so that you could win! And your outfit is so last season!
Frodo: Nuuuuuuuuu! *ducks from an imaginary Nazgûl*
Tarwa; Alright, stop that.
Wanda: *stops her powers*
Frodo: Where did all the Nazgûl go? *sees Nazgûl #2* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!
Tarwa: Calm down! Without Sauron, the Nazgûl are basically unemployed!
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