WE'VE REACHED 100 CHAPTERS!!! WHOO-HOO!!! All of you have submitted your ideas AND I'M GOING TO USE ALL OF THEM! :D
Gandalf and I have decided to throw a feast for everyone. Thanks LOTRlover77 for the idea! Welcome to--
Tarwa's 100th Chapter Spectacular!
We called it that?
Yeah!
AWESOME!
Thanks to PurpleBandana for that idea!
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➳ The hobbits are preparing for the party in the Shire. Everything is going well so far.
➳ Tarwa and Merry are ticking off some things on the party list.
Tarwa: Great, we've got everything.
Gollum: EXCEPT A SONGSES!!!
Tarwa: Woah, where did you come from?
Gollum: Mountain of Doomses.
Tarwa and Merry: *look at each other awkwardly*
Gollum: We writes songses for our sister!
Merry: Your SISTER?!
Tarwa: I told you, I'm related to him. *-_-*
Merry: Okaaayyyy...
Tarwa: Did you say a *gulp* song?
Gollum: YES!!!
Tarwa: Umm ... okay then...
Gollum: WE SINGS IT AT THE CELEBRATION!!!
Tarwa: Uhhh ... I don't think--
Gollum: *runs away*
Tarwa: *O_O*
Merry: HAHA! Some feast you're going to have!
Tarwa: *slaps him*
Merry: Geez, so-rry.
Frodo: *runs up to them* TARWA! MERRY! PIPPIN'S GONE WILD!
Tarwa: That's not new.
Frodo: *-_-* Just come see.
➳ One minute later, the three arrive at the Party Tree.
Pippin: *waving magic wand and turning people into mushrooms* MUAHAHAHAHA! YOU WILL ALL BE MY MUSHROOM SLAVES!!!
Tarwa: *-.-*
Pippin: *turns Bilbo into a mushroom* HEHEHEHE!
Gandalf: PIPPIN! TURN THEM BACK!
Pippin: *turns Gandalf into a potato*
Gandalf Potato: *squeaky voice* HEY!
Sam: *walks up* Ah! That's where I left my potato! I'm making chips for the feast tonight! *picks up Gandalf and walks away*
Gandalf Potato: *squeaky voice* No! I'm not a potato, you fool! FLY! FLY!
Pippin: HEHEHEHE!
Tarwa: *sigh*
Bilbo Mushroom: Where did he get that wand?!
Pippin: Everyone who reads our book will know! *turns to readers* C'mon guys! What is it?
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Tarwa's Ridiculous Adventures
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