My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version

Episode 9: Edge of Disaster Part 2

Ryker: Huh? I swear, I will wear that Night Fury's head as a hat.

Dagur: I called dibs already on the hat thing a long time ago, so back it down, big boy! Besides, that wasn't a Night Fury. It was just Zippleback gas. Wait a minute. No Night Fury.

Ryker: So?

Dagur: So? There was no Night Fury! Which begs the question, where was Hiccup and his little plasma-blasting buddy? For that matter, where was the Gronckle and the big orange one with the dim-witted kid?

Ryker: Of course! They split up!

Tuffnut: Oh, come on! Are these guys serious? What is it gonna take? Astrid you and Bodil take Stormfly and go. These Dragon Hunters are never gonna give up, no matter what we do. I'll hold them off so you can make it out.

Astrid: No way.

Bodil: We're not leaving you.

Tuffnut: Okay, then how about I take Stormfly and you two hold them off? Kidding. I almost got you though, right?

Astrid: Yeah, you did.

Bodil: All right, whatever we're gonna do, we need to do it fast.

Tuffnut: What do you think about another crazy, out-of-control, brilliant idea?

(Back at Hiccup)

Fishlegs: Uh excuse me? Did you know there's an entire pack of angry wild dragons following you?

Hiccup: You don't say.

Snotlout: You're losing your touch, Hiccup. I mean, they're literally, like, right behind you!

Hiccup: I know, Snotlout. And I couldn't be happier about it.

Snotlout: All right! Hiccup has officially lost his mind.

Fishlegs: Well, they're not trying to eat us. So I'd say something's changed.

Hiccup: They saw my wings and they knew I wasn't a threat.

Fishlegs: This is an amazing discovery.

Hiccup: And we have the Dragon Hunters to thank for it.

Fishlegs: I'm sorry what happened to Bodil? Why did Aquantis show up?

Hiccup: Well hopefully we'll get back in time to stop the hunters before we have to find out.

Snotlout: Speaking of which, is that not Heather?

Ruffnut: There you are. Hey, where'd you get all the cool dragons?

Hiccup: Long story. Why are you riding Windshear?

Ruffnut: Equally long story. Right now, we need to get back to the Edge before there's no Edge to get back to.

Ryker: Don't stop until you kill every last one.

Dragon Hunter: Attack!

Tuffnut: Good evening, Mr. Ryker. We've been expecting you.

Ryker: You can start with this one. But save the chicken. I like chicken.

Tuffnut: Not to worry, my little fricassee. You won't be on anyone's menu tonight.

(Tuffnut chants a long 'tribal-style' chant, summoning the Night Terrors)

Dragon Hunter: Oh, no!

Ryker: Hold your ground! You don't think I've seen what Night Terrors can do? You people never learn.

Astrid: I could say the same for you, Ryker. Stormfly, now!

Ryker: Get up!

Dagur: Hello, Bodil.

Bodil: We meet again, Dagur.

Dagur: Whoa!

Tuffnut: It's not over for us, Chicken. We do not go out like this. Promise me you'll fight till the end. Promise me! I knew I could count on you. You take the little ones. The big one is mine. (He throws Chicken down the side of the cliff, to attack some Dragon Hunters) All right, Ryker. Gimme back my sister!

Ryker: I'll tell you what, get past me and she's all yours.

Tuffnut: Aah! (He attempts to fight Ryker but is unsuccessful) What?

(As dawn comes upon them, Hiccup and the rest of the gang, alongside Scardian's pack, dramatically come to aid Tuff, Astrid, and Bodil just as the sun rises in the background)

Dagur: Why does he always have to make such a production out of everything? I really hate that guy. (Bodil punches him in the face. And whistles for Aquantis)

Hiccup: All right, gang, let's clean up this mess.

Snotlout: Yeah! I love the smell of Zippleback gas in the morning!

Ruffnut: Hey, Heather.

Heather: Hey, Ruffnut. (She punches Ruff) That's for improvising.

Ruffnut: Whoa!

Tuffnut: Hey, sis. How's it hanging?

Ruffnut: I cannot figure that girl out.

Tuffnut: One might say she's an enigma wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in yak bacon.

Ruffnut: One might. Shall we wreak some havoc?

Tuffnut: We shall. Get 'em!

Dagur: Hey!

Hiccup: Ryker!

Ryker: We will meet again, Hiccup Haddock!

(Later)

Hiccup: How did you manage to hold them off for so long?

Astrid: It's called teamwork. Right, Tuff?

Tuffnut: I'll go along with that. Since I am the captain of Team Tuffnut.

Bodil: Well only you could be Tuff.

Ruffnut: Well, you must be feeling extra guilty.

Astrid: Actually, I am.

Ruffnut: And sorry.

Astrid: Definitely.

Ruffnut: And completely, 100 percent embarrassed and exposed. (Astrid growls) Too much? Sorry. I accept your apology, my dear Astrid. (Astrid smiles)

Hiccup: Are you sure you're ok Bo? Maybe you should lie down.

Bodil: I'm fine Hiccup it's just a scratch really.

Hiccup: Ok. I think this belongs to you. (He takes out her necklace and gets behind her to put it on her.) I hope you don't mind. I washed it and shined it for you. (He said tying it off.)

Bodil: Thank you.

Fishlegs: Hiccup, we've got to return these dragons to their island. We just do not have the room.

Hiccup: Okay, who's up for a field trip? You guys have to see this island.

(All the Riders leave, leaving Johann behind)

Johann: Hello? Is anybody here? Master Hiccup? Hello? Where is everyone?