Episode 8: Edge of Disaster Part 1

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Fishlegs: And it said his ship was incapacitated.

Hiccup: Correct. So, he should be right below us somewhere.

Snotlout: Good thing Meatlug is immune to those arrows, huh? Too bad you aren't. Snotlout!

Fishlegs: Don't listen to him, girl. I'll be fine. We'll be fine. Right?

Hiccup: Uh, I'm not so sure about that.

Johann: Get away! You, don't come near!

Snotlout: Hey, I thought he said it was Dragon Hunters.

Fishlegs: Not actual dragons.

Hiccup: He did, but you know Johann.

Snotlout: "Dragons, Dragon Hunters, what's the difference?"

Johann: No, no!

Fishlegs: I wonder what Johann did to get them so mad.

Snotlout: Probably told them one of his dumb stories.

Hiccup: Not funny, Snotlout.

Snotlout: I wasn't even trying to be funny.

Hiccup: All right, let's just get Johann out of there, and be careful. We don't want to hurt any of these dragons.

Snotlout: What about them hurting us? That never seems to enter your mind.

Johann: Master Hiccup! They're everywhere!

Hiccup: Yoo-hoo! Okay, all right, never mind, never mind, never mind! Wow, bud! We really must have caught these guys on a bad day.

Johann: Ah! Hoo! Back! Back, I say! This reminds me of the time I was attacked by a flock of rabid wild fruit bats off the coast of Palau.

Snotlout: Be quiet! You're only making them more angry. And us, too.

Johann: Master Snoutlout! Thank Thor!

Snotlout: Hey! What'd I do? It's Captain Fruit Bat you want, not me.

Johann: No, no! Oh, come on! They're very mean!

Fishlegs: Johann, look out!

Snotlout: Hey! Fishlegs! Where are you going? You know, we're not done here.

(Back at the Edge)

Ruffnut: "Astrid, Astrid, Astrid!" Everyone's always talking about Astrid. How pretty she is. How smart she is. How muscular and shapely her upper arms are. How can Astrid not see the genius in Stuffnut and Fluffnut?

(In the forest)

Tuffnut: Chicken! What is it? What's wrong? Shh, shh Relax, Chicken. Easy, little chicken. Now, gather your strength. Is it Ruffnut? Oh, it is. Is she in trouble? Oh, you have such a way with words. I will find her and bring her back. You, you rest, Chicken. Don't ruffle your feathers. I shall return.

Ruffnut: Help!

Tuffnut: Ruff! No! The Dragon Hunters. Astrid. I gotta get Astrid.

Ruffnut: When I get out of these chains, I'm gonna-

Dragon Hunter 1: You're gonna what?

Ruffnut: Uh, I haven't decided yet, but rest assured, you are not gonna like it!

Dragon Hunter 2: Feisty, isn't she? I like it. (Ryker observes Bodil.)

Ryker: This is the girl who took out 10 of my hunters?!

Dagur: 12 if you count the ones she... never mind.

Bodil: What can I say? Collateral damage.

Ryker: Keep talking smart mouth and I'll make your face collateral damage.

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