My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version

Episode 7: Snow way out

Tuffnut: Hey, can I ask a stupid question?

Ruffnut: You sure can. Better than anyone I know.

Tuffnut: Thank you, sister.

Ruffnut: You're welcome.

Tuffnut: Hiccup, are we really trying to protect a dragon, that the last time we saw it, tried to kill us, from Dragon Hunters, who every time we see them, try to kill us?

Ruffnut: And Heather and her dragon. Don't forget them. They like to try and kill us, too.

Astrid: Heather won't be a problem.

Bodil: Why wouldn't Heather be a problem?

Astrid: Just that we, we outnumber her, right?

Hiccup: Look, Heather or no Heather, all we have to do is find the Snow Wraith first and relocate it to a different island where the Hunters won't find him.

Ruffnut: Oh, that's all?

Tuffnut: Uh, that sounds like the sort of "extremely dangerous" plan I would come up with. And I do not mean that as a compliment.

Hiccup: I didn't think so. Come on. Let's head over to where we found the Snow Wraith last time.

Snotlout: Oh, you mean where it found us?

Hiccup: That's one way of putting it.

Snotlout: Yes, the only way.

Hiccup: Anything out there, bud?

Ruffnut: This is summer on Glacier Island? No wonder they don't get any tourists.

Tuffnut: What would their slogan be? "If the Snow Wraith doesn't kill you, the weather will".

Ruffnut: Hey, that's a good slogan.

Hiccup: That's a terrible slogan. But the good news is, if we run into any Dragon Hunters, they won't have much luck with those dragon root arrows in this weather.

Snotlout: And the bad news is...

Hiccup: What are you doing?

Ruffnut: It's called "body heat management".

Tuffnut: Also known as the Thorston sandwich, served cold.

Hiccup: That's horrifying. Okay. Why don't you guys set up camp? Astrid, Bodil and I will scout the island.

Snotlout: Gladly. Come on. Let go!

Ruffnut: No, we're saving your life.

Snotlout: I don't care. I'm outta here.

Ruffnut: I can't believe he'd rather freeze to death than be hugged by us.

Tuffnut: I blame you. You're clingy.

Ruffnut: I am not! You're clingy.

Astrid: I'll take this side you guys take that one.

Hiccup: Good idea.

Hiccup: You see anything down there Bo?

Bodil: I can barely see you half the time. Maybe we should split up. Cover more ground.

Hiccup: No. Stick together. It's safer. Okay? Okay? Wow! You got the tents up fast.

Snotlout: I had to! It was the only way to keep out of that Thorston sandwich.

Fishlegs: Where's Astrid and Bodil?

Hiccup: We got separated in the storm.

Snotlout: Heh. They ditched you?