My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version

Race to the Edge Season 2: Episode 1 Team Astrid

Everyone: "This is my dragon, there are many like it, but this one is mine".

Astrid: I still can't here you

Everyone: "THIS IS MY DRAGON, THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE".

Astrid: Drop, and give me 20.

(At Dragons Edge)

Fishlegs: Whose ready to get out there and search for Dagur?

Tuffnut: *to the Night Terror* Come here, that's it. Sorry I am very busy doing research.

Fishlegs: Guys, Astrid and Hiccup told you to leave the Night Terrors alone. And you have a pet already, remember?

Tuffnut: I know you're nodding back there, I can hear your feathers ruffling. You stay out of it!

Fishlegs: They're supposed to be lookouts.

Tuffnut: Yeah, then how come he's so good at fetching things?Leg!

Fishlegs: Meatlug! Okay I guess Meatlug and I are going searching alone.

Tuffnut: See ya!

(Back at Berk)

Astrid: Today's excercize is to dive at the target, do a barrel roll to avoid enemy fire, and then hit the target with a blast like this.

Spitelout: Die target, Die.

Astrid: Fail!

Spitelout: You've got to be joking!

Hiccup: Yes! Gothi, coming in hot!

Bodil: It's always the older Viking ladies that are best.

Astrid: Fail, to be a Dragon Rider, you actually have to ride the dragon.

Astrid: Fail.

Hiccup: Oh! Come on, you got to count that!

Astrid: Cheating, Fail!

Hiccup: What is she doing?

Bodil: Oh I think you know what she's doing.

Gustav: Yes, Ah Gustav.

Astrid: Fail- Lucky shot, do it again.

Gustav: Hey! that's not fair.

Astrid: Element of surprise, key to any battle. Now land and give me 20. Everyone else we need to start over, from scratch.

Hiccup: Are you seeing this? It's like she wants them to fail. (Bodil gives him a look).

Astrid: Who wants to fail next!

Hiccup: At this rate, she'll never be finished.

Bodil: Bingo.

Hiccup: Oh.

Bodil: I'm going to talk to her.

Spitelout: One, two, three-

Bodil: So what did he do?

Astrid: He's Snotlout's dad.

Bodil: Enough said. Hey, can we talk?

Astrid: I would but I am busy.

Bodil: Astrid, I know what you're doing.

Astrid: Really, what am I doing?

Bodil: You're being overly tough on these guys, I saw what you did to Gustav.

Astrid: The element of surprise? How is that being overly tough?

Bodil: I am all about giving people a hard time when it's necessary, but that's not what you're doing. You want them to fail. That way you have an excuse to stay on Berk. We both know what's going on here.