My Chieftess... ✨Scripted✨ version

Race to the Edge Season 2: Episode 1 Team Astrid

(A lot of people try out)

Hiccup: Nice turnout!

Bodil: Well who wouldn't want to learn how to ride a dragon? (Hiccup gives her a look that says, "was barely 5 years ago when I had to force my dad on one".)

Tuffnut: Look at them all, fresh faced and full of dreams. Dreams that are soon to be crushed. Huh, Hiccup, were we ever that young?

Fishlegs: Snotlout, isn't that your dad.

Snotlout: What?? Hiccup, you have to let me stay! I will get to make the rules, I will get to point out every one of HIS mistakes!

Hiccup: Not gonna happen, Snotlout

Snotlout: You owe me this, the whole world owes me this. SNOTLOUT, this is SNOTLOUT!!

Hiccup: Saddle up everybody, Astrid's got work to do and so do we.

Astrid: So you all want to be dragon riders, huh. Looks like fun. Well it isn't. It's hard, and it's dangerous.

Spitelout: Ha, ha. Dangerous, you came to the right place if you want dangerous.

Astrid: Well that's a relief.

(Astrid puts and apple on top of her head and Stormfly shoots it spines right through the apple)

Astrid: Stormfly, Spine Shot.

Astrid: Your turn.

Spitelout: Hold on, I need to uh, stretch first.

Astrid: You, you

Astrid: Okay, for those of you that are left, I suppose you'd like to meet your dragons.

Everyone: Yes!

Astrid: Here you go, this looks like a Changewing, you get a Gronckle.

Gustav: *Laughs*

Astrid: What are you laughing at, hey look, it's a sweeping death.

Astrid: Flying in formation can save your life, it can hide your numbers, like the single file formation. It can allow you to cover each others' flank or-

(Everyone trips)

Astrid: Nice move Bucket, you just got everybody killed.

Bucket: Sorry, everybody.

Astrid: Drop and give me twenty.

Bucket: One, two-

Snotlout: I give up, I don't see any sign of Dagur's ship. Let's just head to the Edge, I'm hungry!

Tuffnut: Agreed, all of this focusing wears you out.

Dagur: Well, I am waiting

Savage: Using their direction and other men's sightings, their base should be in this general area.

Dagur: Oh Hiccup, so soft-hearted and soft-headed. I knew my little attack on Berk would draw him and his lizard flying friends out into the open, and you doubted me.

Savage: I don't recall that I did, but then again, maybe it was me.

Dagur: Hoo-hoo-hoo, the noose tightens. Assemble the fleet, we'll scour the area until we find Dragons Edge.

(back at Berk)

Astrid: Okay, repeat after me, "this is my dragon, there are many like it, but this one is mine".

Everyone: "This is my dragon, there are many like it, but this one is mine".

Astrid: I can't hear you!