Death Won't Do Us Part (RWBY x malereader, Ruby x malereader.)

Going Back To Beacon!

Nora literally flipped her tray and caused a huge food fight, which caused all students to GTFO.

as the door was smashed open and everyone ran out, you walked in, wondering what was happening.

Nora had seemingly sat up a hill of tables.

'what the....?'

Ruby proudly declared to her team that justice would be swift, painful and delicious.

it seemed her team was all in for this, and so was team JNPR.

your stomach rumbled.

'i just wanted some food...'

you sighed, your ears lightly drooping as you turned around and went to walk off.

however...

you were hit by one of the food items. more specifically, a can of cola.

it exploded on you, dousing your clean hair with it's contents.

Ruby, being the only person who had turned around to watch said can fly through the air and explode on you, quicky cowered in fear.

"oh no.." she muttered to herself.

you see, you take alot of time cleaning your hair due to the Faunus features you possess, which also made the hair fluffy.

you hated when either your hair or tail got dirtied, utterly despised it.

and so, as you felt the cola run down your hair and drop onto your tail, causing it to lightly flick up, did Ruby come to terms with one thing.

everyone here just fucked up.

so, like a mouse, she hid behind a untouched table, her head cutely poking over it.

you turned around to face the now 7, you didn't seem aware of your presence.

the bones within your fingers cracked loudly, echoing through out the hall.

you noticed to your left there was empty plastic bottle.

it seems you found your weapon.

yes, you were aware that wasn't exactly a 'food item'

but if they are going to use cans of cola, there you're going to beat their ass with a plastic bottle. fair no?

Ruby watched you pick up said bottle, further hiding behind the table.

'i don't want to have a food fight anymore.' she thought to yourself.

she watched as you slammed the plastic bottle into your free hand, and she gulped.

cola continued to drip down you, and for the first time, sensing something was wrong, Yang looked over her shoulder and saw you practically glaring at everyone.

then she noticed the lack of Ruby.

then she realized she was in trouble.

'wait doesn't (Y/n) hate getting his hair messy and tail messy?' she thought, seeing how cola had infected the pristine white colour of your hair, tail and fox ears. 'ah...fuck.'

it was safe to assume this had become a 3 party battle.

and it seems Jaune was the first unfortunate individual to be on the receiving ending of your plastic bottle barrage.

he tried to make use of anything he could grab, but each smack with the bottle provided to be just too effective for him.

basically, you beat the shit outta him with the bottle.