Death Won't Do Us Part (RWBY x malereader, Ruby x malereader.)

Going Back To Beacon!

with your scroll now in your possession, you used it.

"we went on a late night date and we missed the last bullhead."

"D-DATE!?" Onyx yelled. "are you not siblings!?"

everyone stared at him.

Alice sighed.

Weiss stood there bamboozled.

you looked away for a singular moment before raising your left hand and pointing at the ring on your finger.

"yeah, what of it?"

"it means he's married you buffoon."

"oh, too whom though?"

you could  just smell the amount of 'i'm an idiot' he radiates.

"...."

Claire punched her brother in the back of the head before moving over to you and gesturing to the girl sat down on your lap and snuggling you.

"who do you think genius?"

"oh he's married to Ruby. got it." he nodded his head. "WAIT HE'S MARRIED ALREADY!?'

Weiss was also surprised, she didn't expect Ruby of all people to be married at this juncture.

and too you?

granted, she was suspicious when Ruby up and left the dorm room sometimes at night. but she was always back before everyone woke up.

so, she huffed and walked off, deciding not to use any of her brain power to even come u[ with a idea on how that even happened, deeming it 'not worth her time.'

or, or, she's just jealous Ruby has someone and she doesn't.

it's a MysTeRy!

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Ruby stood next to her table, telling her teammates how she had the 'best day ever planned.'

it was the start of the second semester, she wanted to get it off with a bang!

and as Yang noted, every single page in the book that was held by Weiss stolen binder had your name on them at least once.

although, always remember, Ruby is not a crook!

and speaking of, where are you?

for you see, you and your team where not in the dinner hall with team RWBY or JNPR.

it was clear hat made Ruby a little sad, but she was too excited about her 'best day ever' to worry about that right now

she watched as Yang threw what seemed to be an apple, and completely miss her target. instead hitting some guy's food.

poor guy.

anyway, she turned back to her team, and watched and listened as Blake told Weiss that she might sit this day out.

although, surprise surprise, Weiss was against it, speaking about how they should spend the day as a team!

as Weiss stood up, she proudly exclaimed-

pie to the FFFFFAAAAACCCCCEEEE!

oh, nevermind.

Ruby quickly ducked, and looked over to the table where team JNPR sat.

Ren was shaking his head and facepalming as Nora attempted to defect any blame from herself onto him.

Pyrrha and Jaune were gobsmacked.

in retaliation, Yang threw a banana, and missed horribly hitting some woman's head.

and then, all hell broke loose.