The family rolled into the next town with a new excitement for adventure and mystery.
All: New town! New town! New town!
Polly: Food. Shops.
Sprig: This place is so cool.
Y/N: What should we do first?
Hop Pop: Let's see.
He opens his wallet and a single moth flies out as they all look down sadly.
Y/N: Oh, hey Lysander.
Hop Pop: Nothing. All we can afford is window-shopping, kids.
All: Aww
Anne: Man, it's hot.
She pulls down her hood and reveals her human face.
Anne: Better.
The frogs in the town all gasp as they see her face.
Anne: Right. Sometimes I forget about the whole "I'm a freak in this world!!" thing.
A baby tadpole began crying and Anne attempts to calm it down.
Anne: Whoa, whoa. Don't cry. I'm not a monster. I'm just weird. See?
She wiggles her nose and ears and strikes a pose.
Anne: Ta-da!
Townsfolk: Ooh.
Tadpole: Mommy, Mommy! Give the freak money!
Mother: It was a lovely performance. Here!
She gives Anne some coppers while the townsfolk clap at Anne's performance.
Tadpole: Do it again! Do it again!
Anne looks back at the others and Polly gives a thumbs up.
Polly: Milk it!Townsfolk: Ooh. Amazing. Incredible. Take my money. All of it. This is so much better than that creepy oddities museum.
Anne: Oddities museum? What the heck is an oddity in Amphibia? Am I right?
A cricket chirped as none of the frogs laughed at Anne's joke.
Cricket: Dude, was that supposed to be funny?
Y/N: Cricket Dude! I haven't seen you since chapter three! How've you been?
Cricket: Yeah pretty good. I got married last winter and we're expecting kids soon.
Y/N: Awww, that's nice.
Anne: Stick to physical comedy. Got it.
She began punching herself in the face continuously as the crowd laughed at her. A few hours later, in the time of dusk, the crowd had dispersed and they were left with a bucket full of money.
Sprig: Wow, Anne. You made a bucket of money! Literally! Whoo-hoo!
Polly: Now, how are we gonna spend all of this cay-esh?
Anne: Hmm.
She looked around and saw what looked to be the oddity museum that the townsfolk were talking about earlier.
Anne: Ooh. That oddity place is still open! How about it?
Hop Pop: Well, you made the money. But only if you keep your hood up. don't like you drawing so much attention to yourself.
Anne: Deal. Let's do it.
She put her hood back up and they all walked towards the oddity museum. They opened the door and found a dimly lit corridor with wax figures along the walls.
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Bugs, Boys and Boxes (Amphibia x Male reader)
FanfictionThe Calamity Box is an ancient relic from amphibia, capable of helping the user travel through worlds. However, when the box falls into the hands of a baby named Y/N who gets transported to the world of Amphibia with seemingly no way back. After bei...