Anne, Y/N and Sprig were all in the basement. Anne had emptied the contents of the backpack onto the floor to show them off.
Sprig: Wow, Anne! Look at all your cool stuff! Whats this?
He picked up a nail clipper and clicked them together.
Sprig: Ah, I get it. Torture device.
Anne: That's a toenail clipper.
Sprig: Oh ok ok, sure.
Y/N picked up a bicycle pump and showed it to Anne.
Y/N: What's this? Is this some kind of weapon?
Y/N held the rubber tube up to his eye and pumped the pump. A sudden gush of air came out the tube and went in his eye.
Y/N: Ah! Must all of your creations attempt to blind me?!
Anne: Dude, its a bicycle pump.
Y/N: And that is a ....... Nevermind. Ooh, whats this?
Y/N held up a clicky pen and began clicking the lid. As time went on, he didn't stop clicking and it only seemed to get faster.
Y/N: This will keep my entertained for hours. Maybe not all of your kind's inventions are bad.
Anne: You know what? You can keep it.
Y/N: Yessss.
From upstairs, a bell rung and Hop Pop's voice called out.
Hop Pop: Kids! Chow time!
The three rushed upstairs and ran to the table.
All kids: Time to eat! Time to eat! Time to eat!
Hop Pop: Hold on you kids, hold on.
Hop Pop slid 4 bowls along the table to each of them. It was filled with bugs and a green ooze Y/N was partially sure he saw some spiders inject into their prey.
Y/N: Do you have anything maybe less murderous?
Anne: Yknow what? I think I'm gonna pass.
Y/N: Me too, Hop Pop. No offence or anything but I can't ... or just won't eat anything with insects in it.
Hop Pop: Why? Is my food not good enough for the prince and princess?
Anne glared at Hop Pop.
Anne: Well if I'm the princess, then that makes you the King of bad cooking.
Sprig's spoon dropped and the two frog kids began chanting.
Sprig+Polly: Oh oh ohhhhh!
Hop Pop: Oh yeah, well you ... I ...
Anne: What's the matter Hop Pop? Frog in your throat?
Polly: Ahhhh!
Sprig: Oh she got you again!
Y/N: Hehe, gay sex joke. Mantis and Ant would be proud.
Hop Pop: Oh dang it! You know what? I'm gonna go take a nap. I don't believe this. I feed you, I house you. And this is how you repay me? If you don't shape up soon Anne, I'm throwing you out!
Hop Pop stormed off and slammed the door behind him.
Anne: Niche, what's his problem? "I'm Hop Pop! I cook bad and have a temper problem!"
Sprig and Polly laughed.
Sprig: That's so Hop Pop.
Anne grabbed one of Hop Pop's walking sticks from a barrel and started to imitate him.
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Bugs, Boys and Boxes (Amphibia x Male reader)
同人小說The Calamity Box is an ancient relic from amphibia, capable of helping the user travel through worlds. However, when the box falls into the hands of a baby named Y/N who gets transported to the world of Amphibia with seemingly no way back. After bei...
