"I wear all black, I smudge my eyeliner, I listen to My Chemical Romance, I can't swim, I don't know karate, I'm NOT athletic at all, I don't socialize, I have 0 friends, I wear black skinny jeans and black hoodies in the summer time.
Now what about that says I'm okay?"
*pastor confusion because he wasn't expecting such a long answer*
*the one kid with buck gap teeth runs up*
"SHE'S NOT OKAY! SHE'S A LESBIAN!"
*Pastor and Mother gasping*
*Me sweating nervously*
"You're a LESBIAN?!"
"UM... NO! JUST FOR LINDSEY WAY!" I shout back and Mother gives me the bitch face.
*buck teeth boys interrupts*
"SHE CHECKS OUT BLONDE GIRLS IN BIBLE CLASS!"
*me jumps out of church window and flies to infinity*
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Mystery / ThrillerBook two of the "Shit. Just Shit" series of my neurotic ass thoughts so yeah. oh btw, I'm a teenage girl so there might be some NSFW thoughts in here but yep. here's part two of the series, including more mcr skits.
