I don't really get why kids wanna rush into dating.
Like guuuuuuuurl wtf
There's kids out there who are my age and already dating like DAMN I'D WAIT TILL AT LEAST 16.
Dating is stupid anyway.
The only interests I have atm are mcr, Hamilton, 5sos, patd, my future career in art and music.
Like, who the fuck needs some cheesy ass:
"Oh pookie bear, I love you. You'll ACE that art project honey boo boo itchy coo coo!
Like ew wtf.
But like....
At the same time.....
I'm single I live in hell next to Hitler, who tries to kill me because I'm somewhat Jewish. I enjoy late night walks on the beach where you and I can try killing each other :)
I also enjoy waking up at the ass crack of dawn to catch sea bass and tilapia.
I take pleasure in fucking with people, as specially Swifties.
If you have neurotic thoughts about taking over the world and have killer tighs, hmu.
I might just be your soulmate honey boo boo itchy moo moo❤
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Mystery / ThrillerBook two of the "Shit. Just Shit" series of my neurotic ass thoughts so yeah. oh btw, I'm a teenage girl so there might be some NSFW thoughts in here but yep. here's part two of the series, including more mcr skits.
