Disventure Camp Fanfics, Oneshots and Minifics

incorrect quotes pt 2

Lill: have you heard the rumors going around?

Alec: what? That we're gay for each other?

Nick: TWIZZLER GUMMIES!

Nick: nah but you see, if there was a man that i would marry it would be Alec

Alec: that's not helping with the rumors

Lill: i think the kiss you two shared ony birthday isn't helping with the rumors
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Yul: Help!! Someone stabbed me with a spatula!

James: I'm just going to ignore this like you ignored my text yesterday
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Tess: Ally, I'm pregnant you're going to be a mother!

Ally: can't you see I'm reading, what do you want?

Hunter: wait a minute.....
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Tom: *sneaking quietly, but then trips and falls on his face like a dumbass*

Jake: *in the bath* WHO'S THERE?!

Tom: NOBODY, FUCK OFF!

they made out later
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Jake: we're like a big happy family! I'm the dad, and Tom's the mom

Tom: why am i the mom? What kind of gender roles are we pushing here?
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James: everyone got a gay cousin

Yul: i don't got a gay cousin??

Yul: oh shit, maybe i am the gay cousin