Craigs gang makes a group chat

Craig Tucker And His Hammer Of Power

Craig: im actually kind of a pancake my ass inverts

Craig: i have negative canthal tilt ass cheeks

Tweek: i'd still hit

Craig: honey, my ass is like a folded piece of paper.

Jimmy: shit is like a kindergarteners first paper airplane

Tolkien: aight buddy ur cooked

Craig: tolkien ur black you've BEEN cooked

Jimmy: dawg he got cooked by a fat white woman then got burnt

Clyde: well now look how he's turned out

Tolkien: you guys are ALL racist now? what happened to the rest of you except jimmy being all woke with blue hair and dunkin' donuts coffee in ur hands?

Clyde: we switched from dunkin' donuts to starbucks and now we're drinking the blood of palestinian children

Tweek: oh wait no that's not..

Craig: might as well just go to burger king to get yourself a crown too, and wear the crown of genocide as you lift your scepter to unleash lightning strikes upon young palestinian children

Clyde: it's my final plan for the dark kingdom, let's go back to the stick of truth days

Jimmy: sounds like a plan

Craig: what???

Tolkien: dude, you cannot be making jokes right now we're gonna get cancelled

Clyde: it's kinda funny

Tolkien: it's kinda insensitive there's literally a war with people dying?

Craig: off topic, but i wanna get a job at goodwill

Tweek: goodwill of all places? i thought better of u

Clyde: wdym goodwills fire

Craig: ong clyde knows to back me up

Tweek: he don't got a choice he's the big back overlord

Craig: stfu tweek or else no more backshots

Tolkien: don't they only hire people like jimmy with disabilities tho?

Jimmy: fuck u black asshole

Clyde: why would they only hire disabled people that's just limiting ur stores ability to work harder better faster stronger

Tweek: did u just fucking quote daft punk i'm actually killing myself

Craig:.. so they thrift the workers?

Tweek: HGRELO ME

Tolkien: calling disabled people thriftable is the funniest yet stupidest shit i've heard all year

Clyde: well they're used up or something

Jimmy: clyde ur saying that as if they've been sluts or something

Tolkien: i saw a porn video where people built this contraption just so they could fuck the disabled monkey midget

Tweek: sorry but why are you watching disabled monkey midget porn

Tolkien: i get curious