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Tweek: CRAIG I THINK I JUST SAW YOY IN UR CLASS!!!!
Craig: What?
Tweek: YOU HAVE MATH RIGHT?!?!!?
Craig: Uh, yeah?
Tweek: ARE YOU WEARING GLASSES TODAY?!? U HAVE GLASSES?!? i didn't know u were blind?? GLASSES LOOK SO CUTE ON YOU!
Craig: No I am not wearing glasses.
Craig: My class is outside, that isn't me.
Craig: Who are you looking at that you think is cute?
Craig: Tweek?
Craig: Who is it? Where are you???
Craig: Someone just took the bathroom pass, fuck.
Tweek: !!!
Tweek: wut do u need the bathroom pass for?!
Craig: ... I don't know. nevermind.
Tweek, replying to: 'My class is outside, that isn't me.' So you have horticulture?
Craig: No, just an outside math class in one of the portables.
Craig: No but seriously who was that guy you were looking at? like I will not let that slide
Craig: I'm gonna beat his ass for stealing my look
Tweek: doppelganger
Craig: What was he wearing
Tweek: Like, the same hat but it didnt have a yellow puff ball or those flaps on the side, and like.. He has the same jacket i think?
Craig: That's Brimmy, don't talk to him he's ugly.
Tweek: he looks nice!
Craig: no he's bad news stay away from him he's ugly
Tweek: oh, does he get in trouble a lot?
Craig: yes he's evil just stay away don't make eye contact
Tweek: oh! bad boys are cool...
Craig: he isn't as bad as i am, i'm definitely more bad.
Tweek: ..in bed?
Craig: are u messing with me?
Tweek: am i?
Craig: i will genuinely flip u off
Tweek: i just saw tolkien and jimmy
Craig: dude are u just walking through the halls? why are u meeting up with an entire football team of people
Tweek: i think they're skipping? and no i have a bathroom pass but... okay it's so unlike tolkien to skip
Craig: those little dick tips
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Craigs gang makes a group chat
FanfictionA group chat texting fic, I decided to spit some jokes straight out of my ass and shove them all into this mess I had created. Enjoy reading, or don't, this has a concerning amount of graphic fart jokes for some reason. warning: that was the warning...