The Gang Unhealthily Copes From The Loss Of Their Group Leader

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Clyde: I can't believe it, i mean butters, that short skinny clit tickling bitch.

Jimmy: that little extra chromosome infested asshat..

Tolkien: I mean.. it's a sunday now... and craig's still gone... forever...

Jimmy: i've been taking xanax like craig should've been taking his vitamin bear gummy supplements..

Tweek: |€]£{£^<*?^\!{£~~£!\!|**?{!\

Clyde: tweek can barely speak in any other language other than arabic, he's...mortified...

Tolkien: 𝓲 𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝓶𝓾𝓬𝓱 𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓻 𝓲 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓴𝓮𝓮𝓹 𝓰𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓰....

Craig: Hey everyone, chill. I'll be discharged from the hospital next Wednesday. They're extending my stay because they discovered my nutrient levels were dangerously low. But i'm okay now and there's no need to worry :3

<Jimmy kicked Craig from the groupchat>

Jimmy: i just can't believe he's gone..

Clyde: life is just.. dull and meaningless now

Tolkien: .𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓷𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓮𝓷𝓭...

Jimmy: alright what's up with mr migga and these fonts im literally dead

Tweek: just like.. just like CRAIG!!!!! I CANT BELIEVE HES GONE!!!! FOREVER!!!!!

Astro Boy <3

Craig, To Tweek: babe, answer. Why am I kicked from the gc

Craig, To Tweek: Dude respond to my messagws

<You blocked Craig's number>

TweekTweakCoffee@gmail,com received an Email from: CraigThomasTucker@gmail,com — "did you just fucking block my number?.. okay, you blocked me on club penguin too?!"

Tweek: I mean... he's gone now fr fr... i cant even comprehend this...

Clyde: nah, man, I'm lost now.. whos gonna help me through the struggle of shitting out cement?

Jimmy: okay, what?

Tolkien: 𝒩𝒪𝐵𝒪𝒟𝒴....

Clyde: tolkien cut that shit out

Tweek: my life is useless now without my pookie bear.. all i'm good for now is making bomb ass lattes...

Jimmy: and they still taste like shit...

Tolkien: 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓬𝓵𝔂𝓭𝓮'𝓼 𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓽...

Tweek: if my coffee tastes like clyde's shit i guess i'll have to just... eat clyde's ass from now on... or smth...

Clyde: fuck.. i don't know how to feel about that

Jimmy: craig always used to say "i don't know" and "fuck"...

Tweek: everything reminds me of him..

Clyde: i had WAP on yesterday, couldn't get craig out of my head, all greased up and oiled like he always was...

Tolkien: 𝚑𝚎𝚑, 𝚐𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚒 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎 𝚒𝚝 :)

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