Moxxie sweeps the flaming debris off the sand and puts another TV on. He switches it on to show the 666 News logo.
Y/N: Next channel.
He switches the channel and cringes back in case I shoot. This channel has a scantily dressed Betty Boop with massive milkers and a pitchfork bouncing. I just do a next motion with my gun.
Y/N: As much as I wanna shoot it, I loved Looney Tunes too much growing up. I'll let this one slide.
Moxxie switches the channel to one of those depressing ones about saving puppies. I shot that one cause I NEVER liked those things, especially the ones that had "Amazing Grace" playing in the background.
Millie: You're on a roll Y/N!
Millie gives me a rewarding kiss on the cheek, making Moxxie cutely pout. Loona was sleeping but a piece of debris from the TV hit her, making her wake up. Her cup fell over due to the entire area shaking.
Loona: Guys... do you feel that?
Blitzø: Oh shit! Is that a hellshake?
Y/N: Should've been called a Hellquake.
Moxxie: That's possible?
Millie: Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie!
Millie grabs his arms to "calm" him down, which makes his tail stiffen in surprise.
Moxxie: I'm not-
Moxie holds up finger quotes to emphasize his point.
Moxxie:- "panicking," because hellquakes don't happen.
Loona sharts shaking Moxxie...
Loona: STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL, FATTY!
...before she bitch slapped him into the wall. He gets crushed by a mass of black tentacles crashing through the wall. This weird supervillain looking motherfucker uses two tentacles to hoist himself through the hole he made. This....made me and Loona get on all fours and growl at him like we're fucking attack dogs....which we kinda are at this point. Like do you know how many bastards we've mauled when they broke in or hurt the Imps?
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