5K Special - Incorrect Quotes + Facts

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a/n: 5k?! I love yall 💖💖

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INCORRECT QUOTES

Y/N: My bones are almost clean.

Fuyumi: HUH?!

Y/N: Wait, did I not tell you guys about the bones?

Tomura: What the fuck does that even mean?

Toya: And y'all call me the insane one.


Aizawa: [ wakes up after a power nap ]

Aizawa: Did I die? Is this Heaven?

*knocking*

Tomura: Open up!

Toya: It's us, Tomura and Toya!

Aizawa: Oh. It's hell.


Y/N:  *ponding on son's locker bedroom door* Open up this instant! This is my house!

Natsuo: No, it isn't, you have a mortgage, so it's the bank's house. Have someone from Wells Fargo come and tell me!

Y/N: [ to Fuyumi ] I knew we shouldn't have gotten him those personal finance books.


Tomura:  *is carrying all the groceries* 

Y/N: *holds out hand to help*

Tomura: *aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold Y/N's hand*


Toya: *wears a slightly lighter shade of black*

Y/N: I see you're bursting out the spring colors.


Toya: Do you trust me?

Natsuo: What? Of course I do, I'll always trust you.

[ 2 minutes later ]

Natsuo: I can't find the remote, are you sitting on it?  

Toya: No.

Natsuo:

Natsuo: Stand up.


Fuyumi: How do you think butterflies taste like?

Natsuo: They taste bad.

Fuyumi:

Fuyumi: How?

Natsuo: I answered yoUR QUESTION. IS THAT NOT GOOD ENOUGH?

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