Y/N: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Yelena: Your life?
Y/N: I- well yes, but-
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Wanda: Please could you go to the store and get a carton of milk, if they have avocados get six.
Y/N, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avocados!
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Y/N: Wanda is mad at me, and I'm not sure why.
Natasha: Okay, did you talk before she got upset?
Y/N: ... yes?
Natasha: That's probably it.
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Yelena: Could you be any more annoying?
Y/N: Yes.
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Yelena: Some people are like slinkies.
Natasha: What?
Yelena: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Natasha: ...
Natasha: Please don't push Y/N down the stairs.
Yelena, pushing Y/N down the stairs: Too late.
