Y/N: Why does Wanda always do the laundry so loudly?
Natasha: So everyone knows that no one helps her out in the house.
Wanda, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*
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Y/N: Would you take a bullet for me?
Wanda: ... Yes?
*Natasha angrily bursts into the room*
Y/N: *running away* Great, thanks!
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*Avengers meeting*
Tony: Remember, if you ever get captured, no matter what they do, don't talk!
Y/N: What if they torture us?
Tony: Just don't talk!
Y/N: Can we scream a little?
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Y/N: I'm this close to falling in love with Natasha.
Wanda: Your fingertips are touching.
Y/N: Exactly.
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Y/N: We need to get through this locked door. Wanda, give me your credit card.
Wanda: Here.
Y/N, pocketing it: Thanks. Natasha, kick down the door.
