Wanda: Y/N... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Y/N: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Wanda:
Wanda: I wrote sanitize, Y/N.
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Yelena: Y/N, you were so wasted last night.
Y/N: I wasn't that drunk!
Peter: ...You called a taxi home.
Y/N: Yeah! It's called being responsible!
Kate: The party was at your house.
Y/N: ...Crap.
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Y/N: *running towards Natasha with open arms*
Natasha: *moves out of the way*
Y/N: Hey, why'd you move?!
Natasha: I thought you were going to attack me.
Y/N: I was going to hug you!
Natasha: Why would you hug me?
Y/N: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
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Wanda: Billy and Tommy... the day you were born was truly the best day of my life.
Y/N, the oldest child: Well, that feels nice...
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Natasha: Y/N, why is Wanda intruding on our cuddle time?
Wanda: Y/N, why is Natasha intruding on our cuddle time?
Y/N, in distress: Please... I have two hands...
