Wanda: I thought Natasha told you to stay in bed.
Y/N: She did, but there's a scary monster in my closet, soooo here I am.
Wanda: Was the monster scarier than Natasha?
Y/N: ...
Y/N: I'm going back to bed.
Wanda: Good girl.
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Y/N: I don't need to make up with Wanda. I have you. Now come on, let's go.
Pietro: Where are we going?
Y/N: Hello? To get our nails done.
Pietro:
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Wanda: Oh honey, I'm so sorry. I hope the dinner invite didn't make her feel uncomfortable.
Y/N: Oh, no, no, that's okay. I'm glad Kate's coming to dinner.
Y/N: Once she sees how messed up all of you are, she'll realize what a miracle I am.
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Natasha: Y/N, you're not actually alergic to bacon. It's a lie Wanda came up with so that you'd eat healthier.
Y/N: It's not like that, Nat. I'm alergic to a lot of stuff. Bacon, donuts, Halloween candies, not saying 'thank you'
Y/N: ...
Y/N: Oh.
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Y/N: We have a problem.
Natasha: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
