Wanda: There's no meeting today, because Natasha is at the police station.
Kate: She's in jail?!
Yelena: We have to get her out!
Y/N: Jailbreak! I'm in!
Kate: I'll dress up and distract the guard!
Yelena: Ooh, I'll bake some food to help distract ALL the guards!
Y/N: I guess I could bring my frying pan in case we need a shield to keep us from being shot-
Wanda: No! Natasha wasn't arrested! She's undercover, taking the system down from the inside. She doesn't need our help!
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Natasha: Are you drunk?
Y/N: Only on the spirit of Christmas!
Yelena: And the spirit of whiskey.
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Y/N: Are you busy?
Natasha: Yes.
Y/N: Cool, listen to this.
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Y/N: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Natasha: Yes.
Y/N: I love you.
Natasha: It back.
*later*
Wanda: Why is Y/N crying face-down on the floor?
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Wanda: How did you even get in here?
Y/N: Natasha's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Y/N's door"!
Natasha: I'm closing the window.
