Y/N: Thanks for not telling Natasha what happened.
Yelena, dumbfounded: I wouldn't even know where to begin trying to explain this.
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Wanda: So who are you taking to Tony's party tonight?
Y/N: My TV.
Y/N: And guess what I'm wearing!
Y/N: My couch.
Wanda:
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*Avengers meeting*
Tony: Y/N is late again.
Steve: How did this happen? I called her at 8 o'clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
Clint: I printed up a fake schedule for her saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Natasha: I set her alarm clock to say PM when it's really AM.
Wanda: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.
*Y/N bursts through the door*
Y/N: WHAT TIME IS IT?
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Natasha: How did you break your leg?
Y/N: Do you see those porch stairs?
Natasha: Yes.
Y/N: I didn't.
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Y/N: So... what happens next?
Wanda: We kiss.
Y/N: *starts laughing*
