Natasha: Y/N isn't talking to me.
Yelena: Enjoy it while it lasts.
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Yelena: Do you cook?
Y/N: I made a cake once.
Natasha: Yeah, it was good.
Y/N: Really?
Natasha: Don't make me lie twice, Y/N.
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Y/N: I mean. Natasha's just standing there now.
Y/N: Waiting for me, I guess.
Y/N: But it's okay, I think she's pretty much settled down.
Wanda: Settled down?
Y/N: Well, she only stabbed me once.
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Tony: Is there anyone here who's actually straight?
Y/N: *raises hand*
Natasha: *puts Y/N's hand down*
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Natasha: *getting ready for a run*
Y/N: Mom? Why would you ever want to run 26 miles?
Natasha: The same reason you stay on the couch for the entire month of July.
Y/N: Oh, I get it...
Y/N: A sense of accomplishment.
