Y/N: Oh, look. Here's my award for most absences.
Wanda: Honey, that's not an award. That's an angry letter from a teacher.
Y/N: Well, it says most, so I'm calling it an award.
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Y/N: Alright, this is what we're gonna do. First of all, take out 5 dollars.
Kate: Why?
Y/N: I need 5 dollars.
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Y/N, to Wanda: Mom, can we keep the dog? Please. Tommy will feed him everyday and Billy will give him a bath and walk him.
Tommy: What will you do?
Y/N: I'm doing it. I'm coordinating what you guys do.
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Y/N: Way to go, Kate! Way to make a mess of things!
Kate: Me?!
Y/N: I knooow. I just wanted to say it for once instead of hearing it.
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Wanda: I just got off the phone with your math teacher. You haven't turned in the last 3 assignments.
Y/N: Well, that's the first time I've heard of this.
Wanda: The first time you've heard of these assignmemts?
Y/N: No, the first time I've heard I'm in math.
