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"Hello. My name is Sun, welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex, as owned by Montgomery Gator!" The animatronic greets, monotone an' full o' programmed cheer.

"... What in the name o' Davy Jones is wrong with ye, lad?" I question, grimacin' again as I take a step back. He tilts his head slightly, replyin',

"I'm sorry, I don't understand the question! Please redirect advanced questions towards the human help desk." Then, before I can say anythin' more, he keeps on goin'. "It is so nice to welcome you to the Fazbrand family, Glamrock GEN2 model V1X13-slash-Vixie!"

"Mangle. The name is Mangle, an' ye best keep tha' in what little mind ye've got," I snarl, tails lashin' as he lifts his head upright. "I won't let ye be callin' me by tha' dainty name, I'm a pirate, dammit!"

 "I won't let ye be callin' me by tha' dainty name, I'm a pirate, dammit!"

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"Processing... Processing... Proce- understood! It's nice to meet you, Glamrock Mangle!"

"Good. At least ye got some sense about ye."

Sun stares at me fer jus' a moment before foldin' his arms behind his back. "Please follow me!"

"Follow ye where?"

"Please follow me to the Superstar Daycare! The Superstar Daycare is where all children ages five to nine years old come to play games and have fun while the rest of their family enjoys the older-age-range activities of Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex, as owned by Montgomery Gator! Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex, as owned by Montgomery Gator, is a delightful mega-mall where fantasy and fun come to-"

"Alright, alright, ye can shut yer yap already!" I interrupt, wavin' a hand in front o' his face t' try an' get his attention. "I'll follow ye, aye? Ye ain't got t' chatter on about the stupid company!"

"... Understood! Please follow me," He says, turnin' on his heel an' walkin' away. I trail after him with a heavy sigh, shakin' my head. I'm already sick o' this place an' I haven't been here fifteen minutes!

The doors take us through a big kitchen, an' then through the kitchen we reach a hallway. From there, Sun leads me t' an elevator and we ride it up t' yet another hallway. Jus' when I think we're never gonna get anywhere an' that I'm walkin' circles followin' a busted bot, he opens a door an' steps out, holdin' it open so I can step out into- into some kind o' bright, neon wonderworld. I swear it don't even feel real, this place in bright hues an' filled with happy families. There's even a giant-ass projection o' the main animatronics tha' dominates the room!

What the hell?! Are we even in the same buildin' here? This place ain't nothin' like the basement we were jus' in! I step forward, lookin' around in awe of the hustle an' bustle o' this all. I had no idea what in the devil a "mega mall" was, but now there ain't no question. It's some kind o' sprawlin' play land... An' sprawlin' it is- the bottom floor alone is already huge, but I can see three more floors up above me boastin' even more attractions fer the people passin' by. "How big is this place, exactly?"

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