She pops the top on her flask and takes a swig before wiping her mouth with her thumb, smirking at the fuming Imp.
Verosika: ...So, your sister says "Hi".
Angry, Blitzø marches up to her and points with his red Imp fingers.
Blitzø: Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!
Verosika smirks at Blitzø.
Verosika: Actually, prick. It has my name on it.
She points down to her name, which is "I.M.P" crossed out and her name spray painted under it in purple.
Verosika: I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building...
As she drones on, I notice Loona's exasperated look. Before I can ask what's wrong, Blitzø's voice catches my attention.
Blitzø: A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!
Oh hell no! I climb out of the van and back up my boss.
Y/N: I am not missing out on getting paid so a bunch of horny dumbasses on earth can suck and fuck their lives away!
Blitzø: You tell her best employee!
Verosika smirks and takes off her sunglasses.
Verosika: Awww~ you mad, Blitz-o? You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run...
Blitzø and Verosika: ...run three rings to Wrath and max MY credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!
Blitzø: Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!
Verosika: Choke on a sandpaper cock.
Verosika walked off while flipping Blitzø off, but she rubbed my chin with a flirty smile. I follow an angry Blitzø, who was following Verosika while ranting.
Blitzø: HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I'm gonna...
He's stopped my another Hellhound growling at him. He's pretty hot, not gonna lie.
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Hellhound: You'll what?
Damn even his voice is sexy. I hope he's a bottom, or at least a switch.
Blitzø: Or I'll... uh...
He glanced around at all of us while stuttering.
Blitzø: -uh, I- I'll call HR!
We all laugh like a sitcom before immediately going back to normal. I'm not joking, that's exactly what happened.
Verosika: Anyway, meet my new Hellhound, Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well. Then again, it's a miracle you found someone who actually WANTS to work with a limpdick liar like you.
