Millie: Mox-Mox is an amazing singer, I just went along with how you did it earlier.
Moxie: W-well, I've heard the song once or twice and wanted to help you with it...
I peck the blushing Moxxie on the forehead, making his blush even deeper. Blitzø groans a bit, though still making Loona lean over to steer.
Blitzø: Ok ok, you're a good-OH SHIT!
Blitzø slams on the van's brakes, coming to a skidding halt. He glared at the hot pink car, which has "SUCKS-4-LIFE" as the license plate.
Blitzø: Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!
Blitzø pulls out his trusty megaphone and yells into it.
Blitzø: Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot or I'm sending my dog on and he doesn't discriminate! That includes what holes he fucks!
Y/N: Bitch!
The driver of the car finally makes themself, or herself rather, known. And Satan DAMN SHE FINE!
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Blitzø: Oh, shit! Verosika!
The now-named Verosika blows a bubble with her gum before it pops.
Verosika: Blitz-o.
Blitzø: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because I believe the nearest ocean is...
The little bastard fell getting out of the window. He faceplanted before getting up like nothing happened.
Blitzø: ...three Rings DOWN!
Y/N: OOOOOHHH!!!
Just like Regular Show. Verosika, however, is just unfazed as she holds her flask.
Verosika: And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts.
Blitzø puts his hands on his hips like a sassy bitch, which he is.
Blitzø: Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass-
Y/N: DON'T YOU BRING THAT SCRUMDIDDLYUMPTIOUS, PIXAR MOM WORTHY ASS INTO THIS!
Blitzø: -outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken WHORE, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!
Y/N: IT-
Blitzø: SHUT UP BEFORE I GET YOU NEUTERED YOU HORNDOG!
Y/N: I WILL FUCK YOU LIKE YOU'RE THE LAST POCKET PUSSY IN HELL BITCH!
Confused, Verosika ignores our argument and dramatically flips her hair.
Verosika: They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups....
