Act 2. Scene 2
[LILITH stands at the base of the staircase, surrounded by LUCIFER; NIFTY, ALASTOR; ANGEL.]
LILITH: [CHARLIE and VAGGIE entering:] Is this everyone?
CHARLIE: [Looking around, doing a headcount:] Yeaah?
LILITH: Lovely.
CHARLIE: So where where you?
LILITH: Heaven.
EVERYONE: [WHATTTTTTT? HUHH THAT'S SO CRAZY. HOW? WHY? WDYM YOU WERE IN HEAVEN? OMG, THAT IS SO CRAZY! WHAT?]
ANGEL: So what the fuck happened? [LILITH glares, as the group continues freaking tf out]
LUCIFER: You disappeared--?[betrayed] --Heaven?
LILITH: Yes. Heaven. May I explain?
ALASTOR: Please, do.
LILITH: [Smiles,] Alright, then. Lucifer, I'd like you to meet Uriel.
URIEL: [From the top of the stairs, powerful wing flapping approaches. URIEL lands, his wings folding away as he enters with ✨razzamatazz✨] Hi!
LUCIFER: Who?
LILITH: Your son.
LUCIFER: "YOUR SON?"
LILITH: Well, yes, I suppose he's also my son. [Flirty] Did you forget about the birds and the bees? Maybe I'll have to remind you sometime ~
URIEL: Uh--
CHARLIE: Mom, please.
LUCIFER: [Falling for it.] Heheh..
ANGEL: HAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUUUUCKHAHAHAHAHA
ANGEL: Wow. I mean, congrats Lu. Remember, you can always let me know if you need some tips, m'kay?
CHARLIE: [interrupting] Okay! Wait. [To URIEL:] So you are my brother?
URIEL: Oh- Uh- Charlie?
CHARLIE: Yeah! Hi! I-uh-well I don't know, sorry, I didn't think I'd ever actually meet you.
URIEL: [being cordial:] It's lovely to meet you all!
VAGGIE: [From behind him:] URI?
URIEL: HELL YEAH! VAGGIEEE I FORGOT YOU WERE AT THE HOTEL TOO! OH, I'VE MISSED YOU Heavens' not the same without you :)
CHARLIE: Aww—
VAGGIE: [Re: The vertical scar from URIEL'S LEFT cheek down under his chin] Who's that from?!
URIEL: Take a wild guess...
VAGGIE: How??
CHARLIE: [Not following:] Who?
VAGGIE: Lute, honey.
URIEL: She was going nuts in the barracks after the extermination; I mean, I understand it. She and Adam were pretty close, y'know? [Beat] OH! Speaking of Adam...I gotta meet that gal who did the deed.
NIFTY: [Perks up, scuttling up to URIEL.] Hi! I'm Nifty! Oh wow, I like your hair. It's messy though. Hmm... It's okay I can clean it up for you 👹I want to add that white piece to my collection👹
URIEL: Wow. You are a freak! I love it. [Kneals, offering for Nifty to climb on his shoulders] I'll let you know when I get a trim next, I can bring you some. [Mocking:] Maybe I'll add it to a scrapbook for you.
NIFTY: [Getting a better look at Uriel, she begins speaking faster and faster, excitedly:] Oh wow! You do look like Charlie! I guess your not as pale. Oh! Can I see your wings again? How many were there? Why doesn't Charlie have wings if you two are siblings? Can I have you feathers too?
URIEL: [Amused; Never seeing something as "👹" as Nifty:] Uh, yeah, I think I've got a few that were big enough to be quills at ho-Heaven. And I already forgot most of the questions but: While Charlie here, is also a "Half-Angel," she's Half-Demon too...
[NIFTY stares blankly:]
URIEL: I'm Half-Human, speedy.
[Continues stare:]
URIEL: So, uhmm, yeah I don't know how the fuck to explain this to you, hon.
ANGEL: [To Charlie:] So, wait. Spooky-Momma'
here isn't yours?
URIEL: -what?
LUCIFER: It was when she was human. ...In the Garden.
ANGEL: Riiiiight. Why are you here now?
CHARLIE: Why weren't you?
[He shifts uncomfortably, looking to LILITH AND LUCIFER.]
URIEL: Well, I wasn't really allowed to just "pop down"
ANGEL: Why not?
URIEL: It's...complicated?
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LIGHT-BRINGER || Hazbin Hotel Anti-Christ OC⚡️
FanfictionUriel Morningstar (OC) is the son of Lilith and Lucifer. He was conceived during their destined meeting within the Garden of Eden, but taken at birth to be raised in Heaven, Uriel grew into a powerful half-angel, standing as a prince of Heaven. In a...
