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Changbin: singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth

Chan: I guess it becomes a soap opera then

Changbin: you

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Minho: I'm secretly a ventriloquist

Jeongin: any good?

Jeongin: the best

Jeongin: what the fuck

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Felix: do you think that sand is called sand because it's between the sea and the land?

Chan: I mean-

Minho: *whispering in the corner* what is sand? Heterosexual glitter?

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Gym employee: -and here's your membership card

Chan: so we fight here?

Gym employee: what?

Chan: I fight you and get your gym's badge

Gym employee:

Chan: so you want me to defeat you in your office or-

Gym employee: OH! HA!

Gym employee: I think you might be confused *turns baseball cap around* for it is YOU who will taste defeat!