Jeong: what's red and bad for your teeth?
Minho: a brick
Jisung: he's not wrong
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Hyunjin: you call it really bad at darts
Hyunjin: I call it freestyle acupuncture
Bartender: sir, this is the fifth time this week, I am begging you to leave
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Seungmin: hey lemme see your phone I'll put my number in it
Chan: ok sure *hands over phone*
Seungmin: *transfers Chan's entire Pokemon GO team to himself*
Chan: what the FUCK
Seungmin: *rips open his jacket to reveal a sensible t-shirt with a large bedazzled letter R*
Seungmin: TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVI-
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*SKZ GROUP CHAT*
Jeongin: ATTENTION
Jeongin: DO NOT PUT BANANAS IN THE MICROWAVE
Jeongin: THEY ARE FLAMMABLE
Changbin: WHY DID YOU ANYWAY
Jeongin: ~science~
Changbin: based
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Randomjust dumb stuff said more of a memes books with dumb stuff I think skz would say
