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Chan: did you know an octopus can change colour to match its surroundings

Chan: when octopi do this its called-

Felix: an octo-lie

Chan: ... metachrosis

Felix:

Chan:

Felix: mocktopus


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STAY: *watching skz argue over something dumb*

STAY: ITS THE FINAL BRAIN CELL

STAY: *kazoo solo*


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Jeongin: I don't know if I'm pregnant or what

Chan: Jeo-

Jeongin: but I've been craving a million pounds so bad


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*Jilix at 3am*

Jisung: queue is just Q followed by four silent letters

Felix: no, they're not silent, just waiting their turn


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Seungmin: everytime I sneeze my ribs start aching

Changbin: and every time we kiss I swear I could fly


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Customer: I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese

Hyunjin: sorry, we only take cash

Manager: can I talk to you

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