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Seungmin: you're offered £50,000 but if you accept the person you hate the most gets £100,000, are you taking it?

Jeongin: yeah, why wouldn't I want £150,000?

Chan: Jeongin no


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Felix: *first day as a pilot*

Control tower: what are your coordinates?

Felix: I'm by a cloud that looks like a lion

Control tower: can you be more specific

Felix: Simba


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Changbin: look it's dirt *pointing to a flower bed*

Felix: mmmmm... tasty

Changbin: the D in dirt stands for DO NOT eat this please

Felix: but the I R T stands for It's Really Tasty


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Chan: *playing Pokemon GO* YOU DON'T MESSPEON WITH MY ESPEON BITCH

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