Muggers: YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE
STAY: My Lord will protect me
Muggers: haha, right-
Jeongin: *appears wielding dual katanas* I smell SINNERS
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Chan: *on bubble* shout out to all my STAY sleeping right now, but do a quiet shout out so they don't wake up
STAY: my notifications went off and I woke up to this
Chan: FUCK
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Minho: shut up
Jisung: make me
Minho: alright
Minho: *puts duct tape across his mouth and pushes him into a body bag*
Minho: finally some peace and fucking quiet
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Felix: *on call with skz* I gotta go my pizza is here
Jisung: where's my pizza
SKZ: *laughs*
Felix: *hangs up*
Chan: you know, you could've ordered them pizza
Felix: what?
Chan: you know their address
Felix: we're in Australia, they're in Korea
Chan: so, you can order it online and pay with a card
-20 minutes later-
Jisung: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET ME A PIZZA FROM AUSTRALIA?!
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Randomjust dumb stuff said more of a memes books with dumb stuff I think skz would say
