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Changbin: are you the big spoon or the little spoon? *wiggles eyebrows*

Minho: I'M A KNIFE


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Jeongin: I need coffee

Felix: you shouldn't be having more than three cups a day

Felix: this is your fifth cup in the last two hours

Jeongin: give me my coffee you weak-ass little bitch


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Hyunjin: Booo!

Seungmin: *totally faking it* ahhhhh

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Jisung: Booo! :D

Changbin: *clocks him in the jaw*


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*car full of SKZ slowly pulls up next to Felix while walking home*

Felix: *thinking he's about to get catcalled*

Jisung: YO!!

Felix: *sweats nervously*

Jisung: where'd you get the boba?

Felix: oh, it's just down the street on the right!

Hyunjin: GOD I fucking TOLD you JISUNG

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