stray kids dumb

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Chan: isn't it time you went to bed?

Seungmin: dunno, isn't it time you died?

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Felix: if your battery percentage was your age, how old would you be right now?

Chan: 83

Hyunjin: 4

Seungmin: Chan how can yours be so accurate

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Chan: theres always that one kid whos always the problem child 

~LATER~

Jisung: Changbin's being a problem child again

Chan: he is always a problem child

Chan: but I'll be DAMNED if he's not MY problem child

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JYP: damn Minho, this coffee is really good. What'd you put in it?

Minho: my love and respect for you, of course

JYP:

Minho: it's cocaine

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Felix: fuck the police 

Minho: don't mind if I do