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Jeongin: *buying birdseed at a pet store* so, how long does it take for them to grow?

Cashier: for what to grow, sir?

Jeongin: the birds of course

Cashier:... that's not what bird seed does

Jeongin: oh :(

Cashier: but I'm pretty sure they're trying to see if they can make plantable birds

Jeongin: I'll be the first to buy it :)

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Chan: *knocking on Minho's door* are you decent?

Minho: *in his socks and underwear* morally or in general like am I wearing trousers?

Chan: if your dressed Minho- we've been over this before 

Minho: oh yeah, your fine then, I've got my socks on

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Seungmin: he saw the notice in the paper

Hyunjin: why did you let him see the paper?! 

Seungmin: what the fuck was I supposed to do? Eat it?

Minho: well yeah Hyunjin gets fed tissue all the time, paper can't be much different