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Jisung: I wish I was a princess

Changbin: you are a princess, and this is our realm

Jisung: *looks around the studio* this kingdom fucking sucks

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Hyunjin: why does Jeongin wear makeup?

Jisung: to look pretty

Hyunjin: but he's already pretty

Jisung: aww

Hyunjin: Jisung, I think you should wear makeup

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Chan: who ate all the cookies?

Changbin: ninjas

Chan: I didn't see them

Changbin: no one ever does

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Felix: hey Chan, can you buy me a goldfish

Chan: no

Felix: is it too expensive?

Chan: that's not the problem

Felix: you could buy me a silverfish to save money

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Minho: what do you want to do over the summer holidays?

Jeongin: nothing

Minho: you can't do nothing for a whole month and a half

Jeongin: watch me