My Genetically Modified Love

44: When The Road Runs Out

Ayan, oras na siguro para sa Dianne's Q&A:

Q: How did she became my wing girl? And what is the purpose of being a wing girl?

A: Kasi there's a thing about women walking in groups. It's the called the cheerleader effect. The group looks hot and agaw pansin kapag buo silang maglalakad while making their entrance. Dahil malalandi talaga yung barkada ko, nag-sspread out sila sa pagkakalat ng lagim sa susunod na lalaking biktima and as a result, naiiwan si Kim sa tabi ko. She, as my wing girl has to stay by my side and agree to whatever it is I say. Pero basically para lang may magmukha kang alalay at may-maicompare sayo at masabing you're prettier. Hahahaha ang mean

Bata pa si Kim when we began taking her with us kaya mahinhin effect pa siya noon. Kita ko ang potential ni Kim na maging tagapagmana ko ng throne kaya I taught her some of my basic moves like the The Stare and Smile.

Q: What is exactly is the stare and smile? How is it done?

A: It's simple, actually isa 'to sa super basic kong gawain to get a guy's attention. This is a good move kapag he tells you about something. Mas gumagana 'to sa guys na alam mong smart at hindi ka pa type in the beginning.

While he's talking, stare at him and listen to whatever he's trying to say, kung hindi naman feel yung sinasabi niya, just look interested.

Slowly smile when he stops talking and there!

Basta wag lang kalimutang dapat mejo pokerfaced ka muna, pero hindi naman mashadong serious, yung chill lang, saka ka mag-smile ng pa-virgin para feeling niya siya ang reason kaya ka ngumiti---

"Doc Dianne yung straw po" agaw ni Kim sa attention ko. Wahaha natigil ang commentary ko hahaha

"Thank you again" kinuha ko yung straw. Nami-miss ko na yung lasa ng favorite kong product ng Starbucks. Inabot din ni Kim yung coffee ni Doc. Emily.

May cash ako sa pocket ko dahil nagpa-gas ako kanina. I took out 200 bucks at inabot ko kay Kim. Tinuro niya si Doc. Emily ibig sabihin siya ang sponsor.

"Wag na Dianne, ikaw ha? Super rich ka na noon dumagdag pa yung kayamanan ng asawa mo, libre naman jan" sabi ni Doc. Emily.

"Hindi ako rich, yung asawa ko lang, hindi rin naman ako malihig gumastos ng hindi ko pera" sabi ko. Kahit pa kasi may control ako sa pera ni Dave hindi ko parin ginagalaw yung pera niya.

"Wow nice naman Doc. Dianne! E diba po kapag married na kayo what's his is also yours?" Kim asked me.

"Oo, pero sa case naman kasi namin hindi issue ang pera dahil I have my own money to spend kaya I don't have to rely on my hubby" sabi ko.

"Doc, papano po yun? Para po kasing sa case niyo parang hindi niyo kailangan ang isa't isa, you're independent and so is your hubby dahil marami siyang perang pinapaikot" Kim asked me.

Sasagot palang ako when Doc Emily butted in. "How do you make it work kung ikaw mismo kaya mong mabuhay na wala siya?"

"I-i don't know, yung mga bata I guess" Napaisip ako dun ah?

"So what's the point of staying married then??" Napalingon ako kay Sabrina nasa kabliang side pala siya ng counter ng Station.

"Oo nga naman Dianne, kung yung mga bata lang din pwede mo namang bantayan yung mga bata at maging mommy kahit hindi na kayo married" ani Abbie na sumulpot sa likod ni Sabrina at sumandal din sa counter.

"Wait! Ladies, I love my husband, isn't that reason enough to stay married?" Nakatingin ako palibot sa kanila. They just all raised their shoulders para sabihing ewan nila. Grabe naman yung tinutumbok nila, exage!